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    CHAPTER LIST
    "Some Chick"
    Chapter 1: Some Chick
    Chapter 2: Good Night
    Chapter 3: Black Lantern
    Chapter 4: Customer Service
    Chapter 5: Pinky Promise
    Chapter 6: Punk Marathon
    Chapter 7: Sirens
    Chapter 8: Texts
    Chapter 9: Foosball Trophy
    Chapter 10: Jack & Coke
    Chapter 11: Offer For Consideration
    Chapter 12: Proper Burial
    Chapter 13: Guest DJ
    Chapter 14: Part-Owner
    Chapter 15: Duck Fries
    Chapter 16: Town Hall
    Chapter 17: Engineer
    Chapter 18: Birding
    Chapter 19: Texts: Pt. 2
    Chapter 20: Overnight
    Chapter 21: Two Truths and a…
    Chapter 22: Demo
    Chapter 23: Wake
    Chapter 24: George
    Chapter 25: Texts: Pt. 3
    Chapter 26: Blizzard
    Chapter 27: Small Talk
    Chapter 28: Bit of a Hike
    Chapter 29: Magic Marker
    Chapter 30: Confession
    Chapter 31: Take On Me
    Chapter 32: Texts: Pt. 4
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    Chapter 33: Christmas
    Chapter 34: That Time We Don’t…
    Chapter 35: Texts: Lockdown Edition
    Chapter 36: Last Resort
    Chapter 37: Re-Opening
    Chapter 38: Results
    Chapter 39: Excuse me?
    Chapter 40: Symptoms
    Chapter 41: Phone Tag
    Chapter 42: Jitters
    Chapter 43: Wedding

    Chapter 32: Texts: Pt. 4

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    Jessie: Holy shit. Alex: What? Is everything okay? Jessie: Did you know that Ryan’s an expert marksman? Alex: Like, with a gun? Jessie: Yes! Alex: I had no idea! I didn’t even know he owned any guns! Jessie: Well, he does have a safe in his house. I think they’re his fathers’. But I had no idea...
    Some Chick By Omnicyde

    Chapter 32: Texts: Pt. 4

    Jessie: Holy shit.

    Alex: What? Is everything okay?

    Jessie: Did you know that Ryan’s an expert marksman?

    Alex: Like, with a gun?

    Jessie: Yes!

    Alex: I had no idea! I didn’t even know he owned any guns!

    Jessie: Well, he does have a safe in his house. I think they’re his fathers’. But I had no idea he was such a good shot!

    Alex: What does this have to do with your trip?

    Jessie: My dad and brothers arranged a boy’s thing out behind the house to go target shooting. I’m pretty sure the intent was to properly intimidate Ryan.

    Jessie: But I got to sit on the porch and watch him absolutely HUMBLE my brothers the second he started shooting.

    Alex: Wow. His dad must have taught him pretty well.

    Jessie: Apparently the park rangers did too, when he was getting trained.

    Alex: I never thought about it, but I guess that makes sense.

    Alex: Wait, just your brothers? Not your father?

    Jessie: Oh, nobody humbles my dad when it comes to shooting. But Ryan came pretty close.

    Jessie: You should’ve seen my uncle. He was laughing his ass off while my oldest brother Tommy made excuses about why Ryan could hit the soup can at fifty yards and he couldn’t.

    Alex: So the trip is off to a good start.

    Jessie: The first twenty-four hours are positive. We’ll see how the next six days go.


    Alex: You’re quiet on the radio today. Is everything all right?

    Steph: Playing Pokémon.

    Alex: … that’s all you’re gonna say?

    Steph: Busy.

    Alex: Please tell me one- or two-word answers aren’t going to be the norm when you’re on that thing.

    Steph: You brought it for me.

    Alex: Your dad and I BOTH got it for you.

    Steph: Thanks.

    Alex: Ok, this is getting annoying.

    Steph: Sorry.

    Alex: You got a couple of boxes from Amazon. Are they Xmas presents?

    Steph: Yes.

    Alex: Are you going to wrap them tonight?

    Steph: Maybe.

    Alex: If your next text is less than six words, you’re not getting any holiday touchy-feelys.

    Steph: You are awesome, and I love you.

    Steph: Seven. Boom.

    Alex: That thing was a mistake. We’re taking it back.

    Steph: Fight me.


    Duckie: Alex, are you and Steph coming to the Holiday Festival?

    Alex: Of course! And Steph’s dad, too. Why?

    Duckie: Because traditionally, the Black Lantern has helped provide alcohol for the party.

    Alex: Will Ryan back you up on that when I ask him, or are you trying to get more free booze out of us?

    Duckie: If I was, my dear, I would be volunteering to pick up and transport all of it.

    Duckie: Also, SubTerra has given the city council a rather generous donation for the festivities. Your alcohol will be purchased, not donated.

    Alex: Oh. Yea, I think we can do that. How much are you guys looking for?

    Duckie: Last year, we went through about ten cases of beer.

    Alex: Good thing we just got a delivery. What about food?

    Duckie: Smores fixings will be provided for all the guests.

    Alex: There’s not going to be a band stage, is there?

    Duckie: You and Steph don’t want to repeat your Spring Festival performance?

    Alex: Steph might. But playing the guitar in freezing temps isn’t my definition of a fun time.

    Duckie: That’s true. In any case, no, the only music will be from your girlfriend’s sound system.

    Alex: Sounds like fun!

    Duckie: Agreed! I can swing by and pick up that beer from you any time.

    Alex: How about I just set it aside and help you move it right before the festival.

    Duckie: Curses. Foiled again.


    George: I know you like music. How much do you know about K-Pop?

    Alex: … is this because I’m Asian?

    George: YOU ARE?!

    George: I didn’t even notice!!

    Alex: 🙂

    Alex: Very little. It’s never been my thing, honestly.

    George: Sigh. My daughter said the same thing.

    Alex: Why are you interested in K-Pop?

    George: I’m not. But Paige is obsessed with it. I’m trying to come up with a corresponding present.

    Alex: Are you STILL Christmas shopping?

    George: You may not have heard, but I’m something of a procrastinator.

    Alex: It’s the 20th!

    George: Which means I still have two more days to take advantage of Amazon Prime shipping before things get awkward.

    Alex: Man, I miss that. Wish we got it out here.

    George: It is convenient. Any suggestions?

    Alex: What’s your budget?

    George: An appropriate amount that doesn’t get me in trouble with her mother. And makes her like me.

    Alex: Fine line to walk. What about some headphones or earbuds?

    George: Hmm. She does have a set of headphones, but I think they’re a no-name store brand.

    Alex: Well, that’s just tragic. You can get a killer pair of Sennheiser’s for a hundred bucks.

    George: What about some of those Beats by Dre headphones? I keep seeing them everywhere.

    Alex: NO.

    George: That’s a strong reaction.

    Alex: They suck in every aspect of the word. You’re paying three hundred bucks for fifty bucks worth of headphones and two-fifty in marketing. They’re only popular because the guy keeps paying celebrities to wear them in public, and the general human population is just a bunch of sheep.

    George: So, don’t buy them.

    Alex: If you do, I’ll hate you on Paige’s behalf.


    Alex: Valkyrie is on the couch with me.

    Steph: … she is?

    Alex: I have your attention now?

    Steph: Fuck yea you do. Like, right next to you?

    Alex: Within arm’s reach.

    Steph: You should try petting her.

    Alex: I can’t.

    Steph: Why not?

    Alex: I’m scared.

    Steph: You’ve been feeding her every day for almost a month.

    Steph: Maybe she knows you as a friend by now.

    Alex: You said it took almost a year for you to tame her.

    Steph: She was in a much worse place last year. You’re starting off further ahead than I did.

    Alex: So I just… pet her head?

    Steph: No. Start with her back. Work your way to the head slowly.

    Alex: Okay. I’m going for it.

    Steph: Fingers crossed!

    Alex: CONTACT

    Steph: You did it?

    Alex: My hand is on her back!

    Steph: Is she yowling?

    Alex: I think she’s purring?

    Alex: I’ve never heard her do it before though. I’m not sure.

    Steph: Ok, let’s try a SLOW pet.

    Alex: Good so far.

    Steph: You can do it!

    Alex: OW

    Alex: YOUR CAT’S A LITTLE FUCKER

    Steph: Ah, the sound of progress.


    Jessie: Oh my God

    Jessie: OH

    Jessie: MY

    Jessie: GOD

    Alex: What?! What is it?!

    Jessie: Ryan is helping my mother and aunt cook dinner!!

    Alex: … seriously? You’re freaking out over that?

    Jessie: Ryan is helping my mother and aunt cook dinner WHILE WEARING AN APRON

    Alex: I’ve seen him wear aprons when he helps out our kitchen staff. Is there more to this?

    Jessie: IT IS NOT A MANLY APRON

    Jessie: IT IS ONE OF MY MOTHER’S SPARE APRONS

    Alex: Huh?

    Jessie: It is EGGSHELL WHITE

    Jessie: With embroidered FLOWERS

    Jessie: And has LACE TRIM

    Alex: No it does NOT

    Jessie: PINK LACE TRIM

    Alex: OH MY GOD YOU’RE LYING

    Jessie: I HAVEN’T EVEN GOTTEN TO THE GOOD PART YET

    Alex: WHAT IS THE GOOD PART

    Alex: TELL ME THE GOOD PART

    Jessie: It says on the front of the apron

    Jessie: Across his chest

    Jessie: In FLOWING red script

    Jessie: With hearts on both ends

    Jessie: “MOTHER KNOWS BEST”

    Alex: ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

    Alex: WE NEED A PICTURE

    Alex: TELL ME YOU TOOK A PICTURE OR YOU’RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE

    Jessie: <ryan.jpg>

    Alex: DONE. WE ARE SO DONE.

    Alex: STEPH IS CRYING ON THE FLOOR

    Alex: HER FATHER DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HIM, BUT HE LOOKS SO DISAPPOINTED

    Jessie: Oh my God, this one moment was worth the WHOLE trip.

    Alex: Tell him that we’re having that photo framed. And hanging it in the Black Lantern.

    Jessie: No, I don’t think I will. The look on his face would be worth keeping the secret.

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